“YOUR MOM”

Hi. I’m (who cares?).

I’m a 30-something mom of three who used to be a sorority social chair and now considers the Target dollar section a legitimate Saturday night activity.

I used to thrive on fraternity theme parties, lacrosse tailgates, and questionable decisions after midnight. Now I spend my free time cutting 847 pieces of construction paper and burning my fingertips with a hot glue gun to make 25 perfect mocktail stirrers for a kids’ tea party.

I have a real career in a respectable industry. But honestly? Give me a theme, a glue gun, and an excuse to make something unnecessarily elaborate for my kids, and I’m happy.

So welcome. This is another DIY party site for moms, but more offensive. It’s usually easy, probably entertaining and definitely more than you need.

So grab your oldest elastic ankle sweatpants, some cardboard, and get comfy. I know I am.

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